Sunday, January 27, 2008

Michelle's Blog

Sooo, I'm assuming everyone liked my pool party? Good. For thoose of you who haven't heard, my new BFF is Brianna, she is total Hawtie marieal. All we have to do is get rid of the bad girl look (sorry, but it is NOT working for you.) and she'll be ready to go. For those of you who want to be hawties without actually being in my special group, it's your lucky day. Today is a special. Some of our flirting tips go public. I know, I know, try to contain your excitement. But one ground rule. NEVER us these to filrt with any of our guys, NE-VER. Unless of course, you want your social life to DIE. Oh, more news- I'm only letting out 2. We have waaaaay more than that, but you'll have to wait to get more.






1. When talking to a boy (hawt or not) always make eye contact. He'll be ah-mazed by your peircing brown/blue/green/etc eyes. Once that's done, you have secured getting his screenname.



2. While walking away from a "pack" of boys, make sure your hips shake. Same with walking away, just throw in a little chest movement. Also, when walking away, be sure to look back and giggle. Extra points if his crew notices. Nothing like jealousy to heat a lifeless love life.

Michelle clicked save on her hot pink mac and turned to face the girls.The look on Brianna's face totally secured Michelle's plan. Brianna actually thought she belonged. If only she knew.





Now it's the most exciting time of the day, my plans. Today I'm going to Etre Beau to have a spa day with the girls. Afterwards were going into the city to have dinner. We need to buy Bri a whole new wardrobe!





Michelle pressed "post" and turned to her friends including Brianna, or "Bri" as she just convitently dubbed her. "Come awn, can we, like, puh-lease leave. We scheduled the spa day to start at ten, and it's already 9:45." she whined. The girls stopped discussing which nail color was best for fair people and gathered their belongings. One by one the girls filed out of Michelle's lounge.

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